About Killers Anonymous (2019)
A failed attempt to murder a Senator is connected to a group meeting secretly to discuss their darkest urges. To take lives.
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The rest of the reviews rated the movie an average of 2/10, and quite rightly so. I am super frustrated for wasting 1 hour of my life. Actors are on the spectrum from “struggling” to “not even trying”. This movie was an embarrassing waste of resources unworthy of any further comment.
And yes, I realise this is supposed to be a movie review and not a Gary Oldman review but trust me when I say… It's hard to determine which is worse, the plot or the script. Its an hour and 37min I cant get back.. Put aside the typical LBQT …MNOP representation/script at the start, that just screams 'Tokenism'that exists in everything coming out of PC LaLa-Land nowadays,things get lost really quick.
My suggestion: watch the first scene (Oldman & Alba) if you really have nothing better to do with your time, but do yourself a BIG favour and skip the rest of the movie. It starts promising (first 3-5 minutes) but quickly makes a wrong turn somewhere and drives cocksurely down the bad-worse-worst alley. Their roles were totally uneccasary.
A truly awful movie. Other than that,the dialogue & characters are worthy of a 'Sharknado ' sequel. just a very bland film basically, which includes some A list actors. Gary Oldman in a badly written and directed film. Clarity is in short supply in “Killers Anonymous”, a dreadful indie misfire with a not-half-bad cast of unknown actors apart from Gray Oldman , who should be thoroughly embarrassed. Like others have mentioned. It had a good premise. They are ALL killed. If you are a “seasoned ” viewer , there are certain movies that from the first 10 minutes or so, you just know… This movie is worse than the movie river of darkness. Wow… Who wrote this mess? The plot is just rubbish and the ending if it can be called that..? Don't waste your time with this movie, you'll never get the time back. It's a cheap messy “wannabe tarantino” b movie.. Then it went off on a tangent trying to throw in plot twists and just ends up a disjointed mess. Gary Oldman escapes intact since his part is so small. I can only assume this was made for a tax dodge for everyone concerned. It's uninteresting and just plain boring as can be. Jessica Alba and Gary Oldman were useless for this crap. Sounds like a fun idea for a film, right? this is for the best. One of the characters makes this declaration early on, and I couldn't agree more. no way it deserves more than a 3 star rating. How bizarre that her name ends up in the credits as if she is one of the leading actors. I can say nothing positive about this movie. What the hell is Gary Oldman doing in it, really really bad choice of movie to be in, i only gave it 2 for Gary, the rest of the cast were very amateur at best and it looked like they were there just for the pay day. What was the plot? Here's something you don't see often…
This is the dumbest most stupid thriller I've ever seen… I wasted an hour of my time The reason is that I was misled by putting Gary Oldman on the cover of the film Awful, messy film, Jessica is in it for the first 3 mins of the film. Awful beyond belief, save your money and time and skip this one. Without a doubt the worst movie I have seen with Gary Oldman in it (innit). It's getting harder and harder to find films worth watching these days.
Stay away from this nonsense, it's really not worth it…. The participants sit in a circle of trust and share their transgressions.” This was one of the worst I've seen in 2019, and 2019 has produced a lot of rotten films. it turns to “WHY!?! WHY on earth would someone waste its time and resources on this”. Do not waste your time on a film about killers who never kill, sitting in a room talking about absolutely nothing that makes a story worth watching. Keep in mind, this is coming from a minority female that fits somewhere in the rainbow spectrum, that should say a LOT.
If I were you, I wouldnt waste my time on this movie. you just know it will be unwatchable… A bunch off oddball mismatch actors with a poor dialogue & no consistency.. The best quote of the film was 'You're all here because you're all not there!” The rest should try to have this film deleted from their list of credits. Quite a boring movie until the last 10min of movie. Assumed with this line-up the movie simply cannot suck as bad as it did. Throw in the fact that the two big names the movie managed to get, Alba and Gary Oldman, went entirely to waste. it's too early to judge the scenario or the actors or the photography but.. Other than the behind the scenes guy (Gary Oldman) all the other cast comprises of white males. Don't be fooled by a couple of big names in the cast, this is pretty much a complete misfire and one to be avoided. Acting-wise, as predicted, he is good here, too; a pleasure to watch annihilating everyone with his mere presence. Complete and utter nonsense. Then went down really fast. I, a minority, a female, not not exactly “straight” as well, enjoy a *bit* of inclusivity, however, does EVERY movie just HAVE to have ALL those things? Alba is only there in the beginning to reel us in and Oldman (great as he is) is not really part of the movie. Sometimes i wonder why even they makes this type of movie. This is just the case mark my words. Very bad!! If you don't like the first 10 minutes don't waste your time , it will only get worse . And not just that, but an interesting looking concept for a movie. Jessica Alba was in it for what, 3 minutes? The question should be asked… Gary Oldman role is just an add on, pointless really.
It's senseless, plain stupid and boring… There is one exception: Doctor (Calvin) character is consistent/decently written and superbly performed by Tim McInnerny. No wonder people stay home rather than go to the theater. I would be ashamed of myself being associated with it, and I would put it in the corner of the internet to be forgotten. The movie does serve as a guide to everything that is wrong about the modern movie industry. Then a few weeks later along comes a film with her in it. I wasted 40 minutes of my life, which I will never get back. They either ran out of money,changed directors & writers 3 or 4 times,or the actors had the choice of doing this or a future C grade Steven Seagal movie, when they realized they chose wrong thinking this was going to be better. The synopsis reads, “A support group of killers is held regularly. Some good ideas and started fairly well. Neither one of us even understand what we just watched. the actors on the cover are above this, really, they are. Of the unlucky cast the only standouts are Tommy Flanagan and Rhyon Nicole Brown. It becomes unbearable. Someone has tried to assassinate the American President on a visit to London, when suddenly, he staggers into the meeting wounded. It's almost impressive that they managed to achieve that. Watched this with my wife. Separate parts of the script were written by a uncooperative five year olds with ADHD and director didn't put in any effort. And in movies like this where it has almost every single tokenism balled into one movie becoming more and more prevalent, Im starting to get sick of it even faster.. Simply a meaningless and full of crap character Movie. I'm not exaggerating when I say there isn't a single intriguing or watchable character in this movie. I'm not going any further because it gets worse. Apparently not, because the film was not interesting in the slightest bit. I can see what they were trying to do with this movie but man did it go off track. Their characters added zero interest to the film incredibly. No script, pointless story, woeful acting and quite obviously trying way too hard to be Tarantino-esq. Don't recommend watching this movie it was not good all they did was talk talk talk and talk not worth wasting your money on. And guess what? AVOID! I was just recently thinking to myself, I wonder if I'll ever see Jessica Alba in a film again. The movie starts out with a *token* quite vulgar minority lesbian (Jessica Alba), then the “badass” of the movie being yet another *token* over the top ultraviolent woman, and ends with a new *token* badass black woman running the show, taking over from yet (you guessed it) another woman. Utter crap. This is an absolutely awful movie, could not believe what i was watching.
A group of killers meets in a sort of an Al-Anon for killers. Characters are random, shallow and inconsistent. Its' just DREADFUL waste of time. Other movies are bad but have some hidden pearls in them (ideas worth polishing). This movie is neither. Rest of it is based in a room. Gary Oldman looks well, healthy, and has finally grown into his features (not to mention his last name), evolving into a very handsome old-boy-toy. Missed by a country mile. It doesn't progress… The exposition of each character is grueling and obviously time filer.
In case it does not register, I gave this movie a 1/10.
Gary Oldman, you should be ashamed.
Near the end the movie tries to get tricky and complicated but by that point you've already been bored into submission and no longer care. Looking thru the reviews of this movie on IMDB there was one of 10/10 (one assumes the director's mother ot a company shill) and one of 8/10 (see above brackets) and even the verbage used in those two are hardly positive. Some movies are so terrible that they are almost fun to watch. LOL. The rest of the movie is basically a one room shot of a self-help group circle jerk with all sorts of weird unrealistic nonsensical goings on just to fill time. where did the $15 Million to make this movie go!.
3/10 *** – Website no longer prints my star rating. This is not even worth a straight to DVD audience. This tokenism and lesbians/women/minorities is getting old REAL fast! Theres nothing wrong with ANY of those things inherently, but it has to be in almost every single movie now? The 3 people featured on the poster are better than this.. huh. And 2019 continues to disappoint…
No film called 'Killers Anonymous' about a group of hitmen telling their stories should ever be close to this dull. this started off with some potential. I cannot explain this… Alas if i knew that this movie is all about few mental patient sitting in a room and talking some nonsense.
All of that aside, I think Ive had about as much “inclusion as I can bear. Film making has gone down the same rotten road as music unfortunately!! I never review films, this one is so irritatingly stupid that I did. The final part where they were lots of killings played out with Kill Bill type music was just an insult to that great film. Jessica Alba makes a cameo at the beginning and should of really got some ideas from the U.S wo-mans soccer team on her minuscule role.
2/10 AVOID! – Would be 1 if not for McInnerny (Calvin), Flanagan and first 3-5 minutes (Oldman & Alba) scene. Demand your money back for paying to see this trash. That hooked my attention. You like to watch Action films watch Killers Anonymous brand new movies of this year which is just released and you can get to watch this awesome Action movie Killers Anonymous. Watch Killers Anonymous no buffering and no ads just film and fun! Now you can watch Killers Anonymous more than 200 countries across the globe in HD. So watch Killers Anonymous and let us know how we can improve!If you have watched Killers Anonymous, you can read or write the film review on Killers Anonymous on IMDB. And let us know whether you liked the film or not at the comment section below..